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May 11, 2013
Moron Science
A peer-reviewed study comparing/contrasting the effectiveness of various lubricants in easing the pain of having Comprehensive Immigration Reform jammed up America's collective squeakhole. In descending order of effectiveness:
1. Astroglide
2. Vaseline
3. Spit
4. Nothing (control group)
5. Assurances that "Hispanics are a natural GOP constituency, and will rocket conservatism back into the White House for the next 50 years"
6. Sand

posted by Russ from Winterset at
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