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May 14, 2013

Wayne Brady Continues Offering to "Beat Bill Maher's Ass in Public"

Wayne Brady has a point, and that point, though he won't come out and say it, is that Bill Maher is a liberal racist. (Warning: HuffPo link.)

Bill Maher uses Wayne Brady as the exemplar of the "Fake Black," the sissy black. Why he does, who knows. Wayne Brady thinks it has something to do with the fact that Brady speaks well and doesn't have a history of violence, and Bill Maher thinks that an "Authentic Black Man" would be a "misunderandables" and prone to violence.

A dumb thug, then. That's Bill Maher's image of The Real Black Experience.

Brady knocks that down, noting that that's a stereotype and denies the full range of the black experience. That stereotype exists, Brady allows, but is not actually "The Black Man" as exists as an archetype in Bill Maher's head.

That said, Brady notes that if that's what it takes to prove himself as Authentically Black to Bill Maher, he can and will "beat his ass in public."

Brady calls this his "fantasy." No, dude. It's all of our fantasy.

Oh, and Brady also continues alleging that the Black Women Bill Maher Has Slept With -- the ones that Maher thinks give him "black cred" -- may or may not be women at all, and are either trannies or have that tranny-like look that the tranny-curious find appealing.

By the way, it's not racist to assume Wayne Brady can in fact kick Bill Maher's ass. Bill Maher is a dwarf p*ssy.

Oh: Wayne Brady sort of jokes that Bill Maher may not be all that funny, but he really doesn't hit him on it, apart from knocking DC Cab (a POS movie made back in the days when Bill Maher was convinced he was movie star material).

It annoys me, though, that he won't really push this point, as if he doesn't want to offend Bill Maher's zombie-clapping idiot fans.

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