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August 08, 2011

Shall We Play a Game?* [krakatoa]

Sit down and consider: This man had his finger on the economic button for 19 years.

"The United States can pay any debt it has because we can always print money to do that." - Alan Greenspan

Why bother with that? Let's just see if Zimbabwe will float us a low-interest consolidation loan?

And to think I was worried that Social Security would dry up by the time I hit retirement age.

Hell, with policy like that I'd be absolutely rolling in the greenbacks in another 30 years. I'd be able to drop a stack of c-notes without a second thought. That and 15 minutes with my wrinkled old pucker might even rate me a moldy loaf of bread from the local Federal rations officer.

Luckily for us, Greenspan is out, and Ben Bernanke is in.

Ohhhhh. Right.

Note to self: Add several jars of Vaseline, and a carton of Prep-H to go-to-hell bag.


*I think I'd prefer a nice game of chess.


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