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August 26, 2011

BUMPED: Rhode Island Moron Meetup CANCELLED.

Will Be Rescheduled


Party cancelled. Sorry.

Even though the storm won't hit until Sunday, most everybody is going to be using Saturday prepping for several days without power, or mitigating the effects of a possible flooding.

A party is nice, but having dry clothes, ice, and good food, and pumping the water out of your basement is better, in the long run.

Again, sorry guys! We will reschedule. And hey! September/ October on Newport is more fun, anyway. Fewer witnesses.

Original post:
Possible Cancellation

If Hurricane Irene wants to be difficult this weekend, she'll be difficult.

There's no talking to an angry storm. We just have to wait her out.

Too early to tell, but keep your eyes open for updates or a reschedule plan.


Pull in your lawn chairs and stuff. Prepare for loss of power. Beer, charcoal, batteries, beer, candles, booze, gas, beer, etc.

Bungee cords. Forceps. A large sheet of vinyl. Thirty feet of 1/2" clear tubing. A dead rabbit, two pairs of black pantyhose, a quart of corn oil, a large pumpkin, and a fully charged cordless drill with a size-variety of wood boring bits.

You will need these things. Survival is the word. And, undetectable perversion in early natural darkness. Those are also. Some words.

But anyway, the storm might cancel the RI Meetup. Stay handy to this site for updates, please, thanks.

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