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August 31, 2011

Man Decapitates Self When Police Come Following Domestic Disturbance

I saw this earlier. I didn't read it, but I wondered, "How can someone decapitate himself?"

He figured it out.

A Fire Dept. officer noticed a cable attached to a nearby tree and wrapped around the neck of the driver. When deputies tried to get the man to leave the Explorer, he rapidly accelerated the SUV and was pulled from the vehicle and decapitated.

Dude must be a fan of Final Destination. Or The Hitcher.

And speaking of obscene mutilations: George Lucas now inserts "Noooo!" line from Revenge of the Sith into Return of the Jedi -- now Vader says "Nooo!" (apparently an out-take from Sith) when he tosses the Emperor into the nuclear shaft.

This will come in the blue-ray remasters, which are, supposedly, the final versions of the movie (until three years from now).

Oh My: It gets better and better. Check out Superman's new costume.


Thanks to Becki for the decapitation story.

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