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August 12, 2011
Overnight Thread- Cram & Puke Edition [CDR M]
Well Moron Nation, I'm still at work but damn, when ONT duty calls, I'm there. So I'll have to live vicariously through y'all gettin' all drunk and topless and perhaps pantsless. So get your swerve on and it's time for the ONT. If the ONT sucks, you can blame NMCI (Navy Marine Corps Internet).
Deadlier US Munitions
A groundbreaking material is slated to replace steel in warhead casings. It will allow U.S. munitions to detonate with more force than ever before, while significantly increasing the chances of eliminating enemy targets.
Political Cartoon Of The Day
Yup, this image pretty much nails it.
I bet this Institute of Extraterrestrial Sexuality gets federal dollars, probably from Stimulus Funds. I'm sure CAPT Kirk might have some input for their upcoming book that explores, well, I'll let their own words explain.
A nearly 300 page, full color book and DVD containing art, writing, and film that envisions the sexualities of beings that may some day be encountered – if not in outer space than at least in our dreams! A joint publication by Encyclopedia Destructica and the The Institute of Extraterrestrial Sexuality, this project will publish the work of 69 artists, writers and filmmakers who have created an amazing range of expressions that expand our conception of the possibilities of alien life forms and the nature of sexual desire. Strange Attractors straddles the line between a speculative scientific exploration and a work of artistic imagination and creativity.
Speaking of ET's, here is a listing of The Best And Worst Designed Alien Species In Video Games. Now, I haven't played some of the games discussed here like Halo and Gears of War, but really, no Doom 3 baddies?
Star Wars Pron Parody
Oh damn. This little trailer beats the crap out of the prequels. Hands down. And yes, the video is safe for work. The only naughty part is the letters X X X. And maybe the stormtrooper armor cut for a lady. Definitely no blaster protection there. So I wonder how some Star Wars lines will work in a Pron movie. Big walking carpet can take on a whole new meaning in this movie. Or it could mean we'll see what happens when an Ewok meets a Wookie.
So some company in Chile is pushing a new type of underwear made of copper that eliminates the fungus and bacteria on your dirty arse. Not sure this is a good idea in today's economy with all those copper thieves out there. Or from a hygienic point of view.
It's the sterilizing effect of copper that works the cleansing magic. The copper underwear is made by merging copper with polyamide to produce an oil that's turned into wire. The wire is then woven inside your tightie whities so that the copper stays in contact with your skin so it can kill fungus and resist odor. So fresh and so clean!
Now, I know when I've been invited to parties, I usually bring something along with me but that usually was a 40 oz Bud in a brown bag or double Whopper with cheese depending on the menu. Seriously though, does anyone still practice good manners when attending a party? So what does one bring to a moron meetup? Puddin? Plastic bottle vodka?
All this talk of flowers and scented candles aside, most men prefer to bring liquor to events they attend. Yes, as we’ve mentioned it’s not very unique, but it’s well-received, it’s easier, and it’s something many men feel more comfortable buying and giving. Appropriate to nearly every occasion—except if you’re visiting a “dry” house—alcohol can be a thoughtful hostess gift if you think a little before you purchase it.
Well there you go. No box wine and no liquor that is usually found at frat parties. I'm pretty sure at a moron lifestyle party, ALL booze is happily accepted.
Anti-Riot Tip For Britain
Guess The 'Ette
This seemed to be pretty popular last Friday and thankfully I got one submission. Can you guess this 'ette?
I keed, I keed. Sadly, I have to resort to People of Walmart since I received zero submissions for this feature. Sniff. Damn shame.
Perseid Meteor Shower
Hey, take a minute and go outside and look up, especially if it's near dawn for you late, late nighter types. Perseid Meteor Shower Light Show Peaks Tonight.
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