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August 19, 2011

Overnight Thread-The Eighth Plague Edition [CDR M]


You know, the Mayans might just be right about 2012. Someone caught the eighth plague on video. Kind of a trip. I guess they are calling them bugnadoes. With all the flooding earlier this summer along the Missouri river, there has been some prime breeding conditions for the little critters.
Video below the jump.


Strange New USB Thumb Drive

Wow. What will they think of next? This here is a device that is not only your basic geek stick but also functions as a vibrator. Yeah, you read that right. A friggin' vibrator. Crazy.

Made of body-safe silicone and metal, the Duet is designed for the female body. With dual motors, it can deliver powerful and precise vibration exactly where you want it. The tip, inside edges, and outside edges provide slightly different intensities so that you can customize your pleasure!

The Duet contains 4 vibration modes and 5 power levels so that you can customize the experience with the perfect intensity.


Woman Injects Herself With Horse Blood

She says it's for the art. Um, what? And she did this sober? I guess it's better than doing horse semen shooters down under. I wonder if this is somehow related to Sarah Jessica Parker?

Earlier this year, after months of preparation, she was injected with horse blood plasma, which contained the full spectrum of immunoglobulins without provoking an allergic reaction.

As part of the performance piece she also wore a set of stilts with hooves on the end to feel at one with the horse. She also walked around with donor horse in a "communication ritual" before having her hybrid blood extracted and freeze-dried.


A Chemjeff Party?

Chemjeff, please, please tell me this wasn't your house warming party.


New Library Idea

Those crazy Canucks have a new library idea. Canadian Library Will Loan Out People As Well As Books. Ok, the big question is will it be the hawt librarian or not when you check out the book of Kamisutra.


Marvel VS Star Wars

An artist by the name of Jonathan Moore has put up some artwork of Marvel VS Star Wars characters and you can still vote on who wins. I'm not buying that the Head Ewok beat Iron Man and Thor. No way Ace can do that.


Cart Before The Horse?

Captain Kirk's birthplace

Ok, I know Trekkies can be pretty hardcore but this is a bit ridiculous no? Future Birthplace Of Capt. James T. Kirk. Strange too the use of a tombstone to highlight someone's birthplace. You know there is gonna be pressure on whoever has a baby boy coming due in March of 2228 to name their kid this. Heck, I bet their will be pregnant trekkie fans driving out to this town to have their baby there.

Best Study Evah

Well, the best study after the one on how drinking is good for you and having sex three times a week is good exercise. This study argues that surfing the internet at work makes you more productive. Heh, cyberloafing. I like it. I would argue though that Bubble Shooter is NOT productive.

“Browsing the Internet serves an important restorative function,” according to a report from the National University of Singapore.

So-called cyberloafing can refresh workers mentally after long periods of work, researchers said at the annual meeting of the Academy of Management in San Antonio this week.

Surfing the Web is even better for productivity than talking or texting with friends or sending personal emails, the study found.


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