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AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
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Liberals say a lot of things but their actions never seem to match up to what they are saying. Here's a quick tutorial on how to translate those duplicitous bastards. How To Speak Liberal: 20 Words and Phrases Translated.
Compassion: Feeling good about yourself for wanting to give away money you didn’t earn to people you hope will vote for your side.
Jesus: Someone who shouldn’t ever be brought up in schools, other government buildings, or politics in general unless you’re claiming he was really a liberal who’d be in favor of gay marriage and abortion.
Racism: A word you cry when you’re losing an argument with a conservative.
No justice, no peace: Give us money and we’ll find someone else to bother.
Our opponents refuse to compromise on this issue: The Republicans refuse to do everything we want.
That charge is outrageous: That charge is true, but it’s embarrassing that you brought it up in public.
World Population
So we have already or will soon achieve 7 billion people on the planet. Ever wonder what your human number is in that very large pool? Go here to calculate it. I'm the 3,689,598,070th person alive on the planet Earth and the 77,819,740,366th person alive since history began. Some interesting factoids pop up while you finish the survey too. Like Qatar is the fastest growing country in the world.
A flamethrowing jack-o'-lantern keeps the trick-or-treaters a safe distance from your house and is a fine addition to any anti-Halloween arsenal. At the first sign of any sugar-obsessed imp, simply press the trigger button and wirelessly shoot a one-second burst of flames out of the jack-o'-lantern's mouth. This plume of hellfire will make even the most bold of people think twice about approaching your door. Very few people are willing to risk life and limb for the chance of a tiny box of milk duds.
Your body is constantly replacing cells, so much so in fact, you have a completely different body than you did seven years ago.
The amount of information your brain can hold is bepeved to be up to 1000 terabytes. The IBM supercomputer Watson, the one Jeopardy! contestants competed against earper in the year has 16 terabytes of RAM (what a dumbass ).
With the sperm in your testicles right now (guys), you could repopulate Dallas, and it would take you 6 months to repopulate the entire planet.
Need An Earcleaning?
Japan. Always at the forefront. I'm totally down with this. Tokyo Trend: Ear-cleaning Parlors. Some of the best haircuts I've ever had were in Japan too.
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Christina Hendricks Image of the Day
Ok, Ok. I couldn't make that THE Christina Hendricks picture of the day. How about this one?
Speaking of neighbors, men should be spaced out as far as humanly possible among available urinals. As such, the only reason someone should be standing right next to me when I’m taking a piss is when there are no other open urinals available. If you’re the only dude in a line of urinals, and some guy comes and unzip right next to you, then I think it’s safe to say you’d feel a bit uncomfortable. Remember that golden rule? Well, apply it liberally when in a public restroom.
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