Overnight Open Thread - Shepard's Prayer Edition

I'd love to promise you 'rons and 'ronettes a redemption of the ... ummm ... weaker efforts put in during Maet's absence. But I don't want to get out over my skis on this thing.

First up, I'm happy to report that Ace has been located. Turns out this "vacation" was just a cover story though, as it looks like his pilot for Saffron: Intergalactic Space-Whore got picked up.

Yeah, I have a feeling he's not coming back.

JC Penney caved to complaints that the ad below is sexist, so they pulled it (no pun intended). Sexist? Hell, I didn't even know they were trying to sell me something. Other than a tingle in the swimsuit area, I mean.

OK, that's two hotties in a row. Unfortunately, I don't have much to balance that out for the 'ronettes myself, but Rosetta, Roamy and the other awesome chicks over at The Hostages collect 'em up every Wednesday for you.

Remedial moron sports lesson for the evening: The 5 D's of Dodgeball

John E. may have taught you to Twitter or tweet or whatever, but for heaven's sakes make sure you comment on your estranged spouse's Facebook statuses, too. Otherwise, it's WWE Smackdown time.

Eighteen pictures that show what Joe Biden is really like. Why eighteen? It's his ACT score, dummy. Seriously, though ... if you want to know how smart Joe Biden is, just ask him.

Smartest. Veep. EVAR! (Nice hairline, too)

Well that about wraps up this excursion into the wilds of the ONT. Hope you're entertained.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.

Tonight's post brought to you by: Nose Art

Here are the Twitter accounts for The Hostages and me. I do most of The Hostages tweeting. That "me" one is pretty dead for content, but I monitor it for tips from the moron horde so sign yourselves up.

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posted by Andy at 10:00 PM

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