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Overnight Open Thread![]() What a beautiful day it was here in VA today. Just perfect. Carved out some pumpkins with the kids. Sadly, no tiger cub was around like the above picture. ![]() So can you find the hidden cat in the above photo? There might be two. Makeup And Perception ![]() Hmmm. Study: Makeup Makes Women Appear More Competent. WANT more respect, trust and affection from your co-workers? Of course, it's not all makeup and roses with the results. But some women did not view the study’s findings as progress. Funny. A teacher wanting to be judged on competence? That's a novel concept. Too bad the unions will say NO.
![]() Wait for the warping animation above to get running. Then, when you cover up the center of the image with your hand (or fingers), you'll notice the remaining unblocked dots appear to speed up. Remove your hand, and they'll slow down.
![]() Dayum. Looks like the Religion of Peace is even getting to the insect world. Suicide Bomber Ants: They Blow Themselves Up Real Good! Several south-east Asian species of ant in the Camponotus cylindricus group (i.e. carpenter ants) have enlarged mandibular glands that extend into their gaster (the bulbous posterior portion found in bees, wasps and ants). When disturbed, the ants rupture the membrane of the gaster, causing a burst of secretions containing chemicals – the largest gland reservoirs yet known in ants – that immobilize small insect attackers and kills the ant.
You know who you are. The ones who don't wash their hands after using the restroom but say you do. Well, a study was done and you know what? Most of you are liars! Cellphone Bacteria Uncovers Fecal Fibs. Of those surveyed, 95 percent claimed that they always wash their hands after using the toilet, with soap wherever possible. That was somewhat undermined by the discovery that 82 percent of people had bacteria on their hands (of a type that should have been killed by washing with soap) while 92 percent had bacteria on their phones.
![]() Hmmm. What are those big cats US troops are seeing around Kandahar? There are cats around Kandahar, but probably not the 300-pound furballs of death. Still, if you come across a large cat, don't provoke it. You may have 30 rounds, but it has nine lives.
![]() Last night I highlighted a story on the US Postal Service and how they are using junk mail to improve their bottom line. Now look at what they're doing. Mail Carriers Pose For Calendar To Promote Charity And Combat Job Cuts. I don't think I've ever seen a postal worker where I was like, damn, I wish she was in a calendar. Never.
Alright morons, here's your mission should you choose to accept it. Danger Room posted this a few days ago but I think we could come up with some really good and funny ideas. Vote: What's Iran's Next Insane Terror Plot? Surely we can do better than what has been posted!
![]() Oh man, Rahm Emanuel is gonna wish he a few of these come next summer when the G-8/NATO meetings go down in Chicago. Come to think of it, they'd be pretty useful against the #OWS crowds. Rachel Corrie, AT-AT style!
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