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October 26, 2011

Speed Thrills: Nearly-Naked Chick Leads Cops On 128 MPH Chase

She was charged with three counts of Aggravated Haftin' To Be Uproared.

Authorities aren’t sure where – or how – Erin Holdsworth, 28, of Hiram, started her night on Oct. 11. All they know is that it ended with a car chase down Route 422 that, at its fastest, reached 128 mph.

Officers also know that, when they found her, she was wearing nothing but fishnet stockings, g-string panties and a pair of high heels.

Police say Holdsworth was seen speeding, but refused to pull over. She instead led cops on the harrowing high-speed chase.

Spot the error:

WJW-TV reports that a docket filed at Chardon Municipal court lists Holdsworth as being charged with one count each of “OVI, refusing a blood alcohol content test, fleeing and alluding, criminal damaging, driving under a suspended license, speeding and reckless operation.”

I got the picture from this account, which disagrees with the first: It says the "fishnet" in question was not in the form of stockings, but a see-through top.

Either way.

Thanks to Monty.



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