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October 20, 2011

Important News: Plane That Governor Perry Rents For Campaign Had Previously Been Used For Cocaine Smuggling, By Completely Different People

Oh, Dear Lord, the vetting is outstanding, isn't it?

A vehicle Perry currently rents t had previously been used in a drug ring. So, like, it's haunted by Cocaine Ghosts and stuff.

Boo!

What I'm now waiting to hear is that the plane's name is an ethnic slur. Like, The Flying Taco-Bender or something.

And the Washington Post is finally vetting a handsome, well-spoken, clean and articulate minority Senator who some have plumped for the highest office in America.

That Senator? Why, Marco Rubio, of course.

Their big scoop is that while Marco Rubio often says his family fled Castro's regime, in fact, they emigrated two and half years before Castro seized power.

So, you know.


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