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June 21, 2004

1) Find Expired Horse. 2) Pummel. 3) Repeat.

Bill from INDC lands an interview with everyone's favorite courageously-independent Kerry partisan:

AS: ...There’s plenty of hope, but we need courageous leaders with the will and dogged determination to strategically understand and attack the threat.

INDC: Like George Bush?

AS: No, George Bush is a homophobic poopie-head.

Anne tips me to check out a new children's book, Andrew Sullivan's Big Book of Gay Occupations, and wonders if the great range of careers listed therein aren't evidence that, in fact, there's rather less Nazi-esque discrimination against homosexuals than Sullivan contends.

I'd make another point: What a ridiculous waste of time. Sullivan's so obsessed over this issue he spends his time collating a list of occupations of "married" couples. What on earth could this possibly prove?

Oh yes: that we should not "discriminate" against a "soil scientist," or a "special education advocate," or a "recycling coordinator."

Sure, we're all in favor of discriminating against homosexuals, but we have to draw the line when this laudable effort crosses the line into discrimination against a "Krispy Kreme manager." That would be invidious discrimination.


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