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June 16, 2004
Dan Rather Gives Bill Clinton, I Mean Bill Clinton's Book, Five Stars
Only five, Dan? Why so stingy?
Why not eight?
Why not sixty-three thousand?
Be bold.
Courage, Dan. Courage.
In related shocking news, Paul Krugman just gave a very positive review to John Kerry's economic plan, calling it "the blockbuster joyride of the summer."
In other related news, Dan Rather has agreed to pose nude with Robert Reich, letting it "all hang out" as they "work on the engines of classic roadsters and sportscars." The coffee-table book will be titled Naked Partisans.