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June 17, 2004

"We ask Allah to accept this offering from your hands"

Any chance we'll be getting an apology for this?:

"...[T]he brothers were wonderfully calm and serene, as if they were on a hike.

"We entered and found youths from the Arabian Peninsula [i.e. Saudi Arabia] wearing the Aramco uniform. They asked, 'What is going on?' We told them, 'Calm down, don't be afraid, we don't want you. We want only the Americans.'

"We entered one of the companies' [offices], and found there an American infidel who looked like a director of one of the companies. I went into his office and called him. When he turned to me, I shot him in the head, and his head exploded. We entered another office and found one infidel from South Africa, and our brother Hussein slit his throat. We asked Allah to accept [these acts of devotion] from us, and from him. This was the South African infidel...."

More -- quite a bit more --at American Digest.

In related important news, American soldiers used dogs to "frighten" Iraqi terrorist prisoners, and Andrew Sullivan is having "heart-ache" over the social ostracism he's received due to his one-time support of George Bush.


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