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June 24, 2004

How Could Jack Ryan Lose...

... with the campaign strategy designed for him by Allah Pundit?

Caution: Allah says neither are work-safe. I don't think anyone's going to get fired for a picture of a sexy-but-clothed woman, but bear it in mind. Maybe wait 'till you get home.

Thanks to the totally new South Park Pundit.

Update: And if you haven't been checking Allah -- I haven't; I didn't realize he was back -- make sure you keep scanning down. Good, good stuff.


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