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June 09, 2004
Greek Soccer Team Drugged Up for Match
Their drinking water was spiked with "powerful depressants" to lower their "performance."
Greeks?
Greek soccer-players?
Greek soccer-players drugged into a playful, pliant stupor?
The players union described the incident as "shameful and disgusting."
Yes yes yes. Shameful, disgusting, and very very hot.
We here at Wankette HQ (both myself and my intern "Nicholas") are beginning to swoon. I'm going to have to send Nicholas off to fetch me a Starbucks grande iced mochaccino just to cool myself off from all this sexiness.