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June 16, 2004

Liberal Mouthpiece: Kerry's Now Both "Looser" and "More Focused"

It's pretty damn amazing, when you think about it. John Kerry, the man who is both for and against the war on Iraq; the man who is both for and against funding our troops in the field; the man who both agrees with Dick Cheney on gay marriage and yet thinks him intolerant for holding his position; the man who is simultaneously for more spending but also less spending, in order to balance the budget; the man who simultaneously promises to be "tough" and "aggressive" on terrorism while doing less about it-- well, it turns out that lately he's accomplished a new trick.

According to Ben Goddard ("Who?"), he's simultaneously "looser" and "more focused" too.

It's funny. I've never succeeded at that trick. When I'm "loose," I'm not focused, and when I'm intensely focused, I'm not "loose." The terms seem to be contradictory, by definition.

I gotta tell you: I'm really starting to think I just might vote for this cat. On a daily basis he achieves the logically impossible. How freaking cool is that?

On the other hand, I still remain of two minds. I guess you can say I'll be voting both for and against him on election day.






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