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June 09, 2004
Kerry "Stiffens" Claims on Economy
Now that we're producing "jobs" "hand" over "fist," Kerry now begins "squealing" that we're in a "wage recession."
Also known as a "low-inflation environment."
But seriously: Wages are picking up. The reason wages have been stagnant is that there has been little job growth until lately; employers don't have to increase wages to retain or attract workers when labor is a buyer's market.
Wages have, in fact, been increasing lately, and will increase further.
At that point, John Kerry will begin hissing that increasing wages are cutting into corporate profits.
Munching on crackers, he chatted about summer sports and other matters, and responded to a query about the economy and whether he would reframe his criticism because of recent favorable trends.
I'm not saying crackers are gay, but that's got to be one of the gayest-sounding sentences I've ever read.
Nicholas and Troi agree. Troi thinks that "crackers" might be a euphemism for "dirty man-ass."