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June 15, 2004

Senator John Forbes Kerry: "Like a Caged Hamster"

Well, Kaus poked good sarcastic fun at that embarassing little fart of a New York Times article on the "restless, relentless" John Kerry, but it seems he did miss the money quote:

Like a caged hamster, Senator John Kerry is restless on the road.

I think we can all agree that's what we're all looking for in a Commander in Chief. When our nation's security is on the line, we're all looking for someone who smells of wood-chips and rodent-urine.

Thanks to Andunie, who also provides a compilation of nicknames for John Kerry. He seems to have missed Senator Splunge and The Boston Fog Machine, however.

posted by Ace at 05:42 PM

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