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June 15, 2004

Is That a Nude Robert Reich In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Okay, Clinton Labor Secretary and 3rd-level gnome Robert Reich posed naked for a "Cambridge Notables" calender.

He da sexy. Ooh, jinkies, he da sexy.

He's a very, very hot man -- smokin' hot, the kind of man that gives even straight men like myself the dirty-kinky goosebumps o' love -- and I'm sure we're all quite satisfied that Bill Clinton did not appoint a certifiable maniac to his cabinet.

Update: I've been chewing this over. And I want to know: What the fuck?!?! What the fuck is up with our former Secretary of Labor,, and a very strange and homely looking midget, posing naked for a calendar? What the fuck?

Update: I mean seriously: What the fucking fuck?!!?

Update: Okay. Now stop jerking me around. I'm going to ask this one more fucking time: What the fucking fuck is fucking going on in the fucking world?!


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