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June 12, 2004

Afghanistan Not Quite So Forgotten: 80 "Militants" Killed in Fierce Fighting

"The Marines have been aggressive, relentless and successful," Mansager said. "They have demonstrated that there is no refuge for the terrorists."

Mansager went on to report that the Marines are doing to the Taleban what Whitesnake singer David Coverdale did to Tawney Kitaen in a back-closet at the 1987 Video Music Awards. "We've got the Taliban bent over an empty cigarette machine, and we're giving it to them with all we've got, standing on a broken Marshall amp for added leverage. But we're not butt-slamming them in a gay way, you understand," he added. "It's more... like a Viking."

Meanwhile, Pakistani troops are also going at Al Qaeda like a Viking.



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