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February 13, 2007

Need A Sexy Plan For Valentine's Day? Take Your Lady To The Zoo To Learn About Boars' Penises


Honestly, zoos are offering Cinemax After Dark type shows for couples, wherein you get to find out which animals are better hung than you, so you know which ones to stalk and kill.

In related news, I feel vindicated. It was't wrong to take my ex-wife to that Tijuana Donkey Show; I was just a couple years ahead of the curve.

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