"Angry Kid" Talks Tough, Stupid On Environment

Watching this kid makes me affirmatively want to destroy the world.

He'll be a second assistant fluffer* in the lowest levels of the gay porn industry before he's 18, and he's worried about the fucking fish? I'd say he's got bigger problems on the horizon.

But he is very angry, and angry means authentic, and authentic means "absolute moral authority," so there you go.

* A second assistant fluffer fluffs the guy who's fluffing the fluffer, to make sure the assistant fluffer is actually "into it" enough to fluff the actual on-screen "talent."

The position is also called "Rather Less Than Best Boy" or "Not-Key Grip."

Global Warming Scientists... say that by the year 2030 we may live in a world without eyebrows.

Alas, for some, the damage has already been done.

Kee-ristmas. No wonder he's so concerned about global warming. The little albino freak looks like he might catch fire if he takes that hood off during daylight.

posted by Ace at 08:32 PM

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