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February 01, 2007

San Francisco Shocked To Learn Mayoral Sex Scandal Lacks Any LGBT Diversity

"I thought we had moved beyond the days of McCarthyism," one resident said. "It is shocking and repellent in this day and age that the mayor would decide to indugle in an adulterous sex-scandal without giving a thought to diversity."

Mayor Gavin Newsome's spokesman countered that, while there was no man-on-man diversity in his adulterous affair, "he believes he remembers there was a finger in someone's ass at one point or another."

Bill Arkin was unappeased. "Don't do me no favors," the Washington Post's journalist/activist griped.

Yeah, so, anyway, Gavin Newsome fucked his campaign manager's wife.

I guess she just wasn't satisfied with the push-polling she was getting at home.


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