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F%#@in' Polar Bears AgainThere's a dustup in environmental circles about polar bears. Word is they're drowning en masse because the wasteland they call a habitat is slowly turning into kind of a nice place for jetskiing. Many of you are aware that this blog has a love-hate relationship with polar bears. Of course we admire them for their cuteness and for their skill at hunting and eating eskimos. Except it isn't. In the proposal, the Fish and Wildlife Service acknowledges that for seven of the 19 worldwide polar bear populations, the Service has no population trend data of any kind. Other data suggest that for an additional five polar bear populations, the number of bears is not declining and is stable. Two more of the bear populations showed reduced numbers in the past due to over hunting, but these two populations are now increasing because of hunting restrictions. Emphasis mine, and cancel the small watercraft plans. The law also allows for the Fish and Wildlife Service to justify its proposal on a sample from a single population in Western Hudson Bay in Canada, where bear populations have decreased by 259 polar bears in the last 17 years. Yet hunting was allowed during that entire period in the Western Hudson Bay population. In fact, according to the latest figures collectedÊby the International Union for Conservation of Nature and Natural Resources, 234 bears have been killed in the last 5 years alone. OK, so we're down 259 bears, and 234 have been culled by hunters. Now, don't discount the effects of Climate Change. Maybe it just finally became warm enough up there to put together a decent hunting party again. If you read on further in the Senator's remarks, he excoriates the Endangered Species Act as a tool for subverting private property rights, and ties it all together beautifully. The Global Warming page on Canada Free Press is a treasure trove. There's some other neat stuff in there too, just haven't had the chance to do more exploring. | Recent Comments
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