1/2 Hour Comedy Hour Nearly Equals Jon Stewart's Ratings In Debut | Main | Reality-Based Communitarian Stalks, Assaults Republican Strangers In Their Own Homes
February 21, 2007

Britney Spears Shaved Head Because She Had Lice

So she says herself, a London paper reports.

The 25-year-old singer shocked the public by shaving off her brown hair. She claimed it was because of a problem with 'lice'.

A source said: "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."

This was her second attempt at rehab. Last week, she checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads rehab clinic in Antigua - but again stayed only 24 hours.

Britney's erratic behaviour seemed to have started in 2004 when she married childhood friend Jason Alexander.

It was annulled after only 55 hours. Later that same year she married Kevin Federline, but filed for divorce last November and set off on a wild round of partying.

But it was the head-shaving incident that seemed to prove she was over the edge.

Britney reportedly sought rehab after a showdown with her mother, who was said to be at "breaking point".

A source said: "Her mother cries and begs Britney to calm down, but Britney just yells at her and tells her to mind her own business."

The good news? Well, everyone who ever thought "I'd like to tap that shit" will, probably, get their chance at one point or another.

The bad news? It will be like finally buying that Camaro in high school you always wanted -- yeah, it's a Camaro. It's also beat to shit, lacking an engine or steering wheel, and stinking faintly of Taco Bell and cat urine.

Plus, it suffers from automotive cooties.


digg this
posted by Ace at 05:06 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
bonhomme: "[i]Are you insane?[/i] Lil bit. [i]We know e ..."

CyberCipher: "Empty hat, all prattle. ..."

Mary Cloggenstein Brattleboro Vermont : "Trump lied Ben Ghazi died! ..."

Margarita DeVille: "232----And dying all my boxers purple. Posted ..."

filbert: "[i]Oh, fer shits sake. The left never even acknowl ..."

rickb223 [/s][/b][/i][/u]: "How she even has 1 viewer blows my mind Posted b ..."

Mr. Feverhead: "Trump's Benghazi? Has anyone told Ambassador Reddi ..."

Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead): ""Trainees die all the time, I guess. Are we just ..."

Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, and dealing with the new reality: "Three reasons why I can't listen to him. Posted ..."

Ben Had: "I piss in the face of every leftist and I have a g ..."

CharlieBrown'sDildo: "You ... you watch TV and listen to radio in real t ..."

Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is : "223 Oh, fer shits sake. The left never even acknow ..."

Recent Entries
Search


MuNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat
Archives
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64