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February 21, 2007
Britney Spears Shaved Head Because She Had Lice
So she says herself, a London paper reports.
The 25-year-old singer shocked the public by shaving off her brown hair. She claimed it was because of a problem with 'lice'.
A source said: "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."
This was her second attempt at rehab. Last week, she checked into Eric Clapton's Crossroads rehab clinic in Antigua - but again stayed only 24 hours.
Britney's erratic behaviour seemed to have started in 2004 when she married childhood friend Jason Alexander.
It was annulled after only 55 hours. Later that same year she married Kevin Federline, but filed for divorce last November and set off on a wild round of partying.
But it was the head-shaving incident that seemed to prove she was over the edge.
Britney reportedly sought rehab after a showdown with her mother, who was said to be at "breaking point".
A source said: "Her mother cries and begs Britney to calm down, but Britney just yells at her and tells her to mind her own business."
The good news? Well, everyone who ever thought "I'd like to tap that shit" will, probably, get their chance at one point or another.
The bad news? It will be like finally buying that Camaro in high school you always wanted -- yeah, it's a Camaro. It's also beat to shit, lacking an engine or steering wheel, and stinking faintly of Taco Bell and cat urine.
Plus, it suffers from automotive cooties.