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February 02, 2007

Ministry of Silly Links

Extra Special Bonus Silly Link! Content warning for this one -- seriously, it's a link to an on-line sex-toy seller.

The sex toy in question is a blue-skinned, triple breasted alein "Area 51 Love Doll," featuring, the box says, "Three Out of This World Love Holes!"

Captain Kirk just wrote to say, "They weren't really 'out of this world,' to be perfectly honest."

Thanks to Casey.

A spoof of Gawker style celebrity sighting submissions, submitted by someone's mom in Spokane.

7:11 p.m. AMC Theatres. My husband and I were there to see Miss Potter, which, I should tell you, was just wonderful. I worry about that Zellweger girl, though, after that awful marriage to that country musician whose father was not Tug McGraw. I think she falls in love too easily, that's what I think. Do you think she does drugs? I don't, but I was just wondering. Also, is she fat or skinny now? She was normal in the movie, but kind of fat-normal. Anyway, she reminds me of my daughter. Well, as we were going in, I saw Paul Stephenson, my daughter's ex-boyfriend from high school, with his wife and new baby, and they were coming out of The Pursuit of Happyness. I hear he's working at an investment firm downtown! He's so handsome.

- - - -

9:45 a.m. At the Starbucks next to Barnes & Noble. Hey, that guy from that movie they're filming downtown is drinking coffee here right now. I can't remember who he is. He seems like a jackass. I don't know why, that's just what I think. Oh, wait, it's not that guy. It's just the kid who works at Blockbuster. I knew he looked familiar. Anyway, he takes cream and sugar in his coffee, if you want to know.

He is kind of a jackass.

Celebutante/professional dirty whore Paris Hilton says the n-word. At 2:45 in the video.

Usually I might object to someone being exiled to the Phantom Zone e for a lapse of the tongue.

Not this time.

Of course, it won't happen. She's bulletproof. I have no idea why, but she is.

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