Parody: "Unsecured Coins" Concocts Fake-Tornado Conspiracy Theory
Someone heard a train. Someone said the damage was like a "bomb" went off. Ergo, the so-called "tornado damage" in Florida was caused by government-chartered bomb-laden trains.
Mild content warning for some language, a-little-bit-too-soon bad taste, light blasphemy, and Pantera and Slayer.