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Quick HitsPolitico's Jonathan Martin previews the next year: Biden is not able to campaign or govern as a normal healthy man would, and the press is going to have to help him disguised that fact.
"Requires accommodation" is an order to his fellow propagandists to pretend that it's completely normal for Biden to run another Deathbed Campaign. Moreover, and on this Biden would agree, this election will be exceptional because of the threat Trump poses. The media has its mandate to lie like it's never lied before. Let me repeat that: "Biden will not be able to govern and campaign in the manner of previous incumbents. He simply does not have the capacity to do it, and his staff doesn’t trust him to even try, as they make clear by blocking him from the press."
Of course! In 10 years, the number of 18 to 30-year-olds reporting having no sexual partners in the last year jumped by 16%, according to a survey from UCLA which found that younger generations have fewer sexual partners than older adults despite our hypersexualized society. They are Forever Children and unashamed of it. It's who they are, as a wise man says. In Daily Disney Disaster news, rumors say that the Fake Captain America movie was delayed so that it could be almost completely reshot --because the current version is hyperpolitical and features an orange-hued president who stages an insurrection. According to Jeff Sneider of "The Hot Mic" podcast, the movie is being moved to a 2025 release after not preforming well in screening tests. I didn't give that claim much credence, but WDW_Pro says he's heard "similar things." But he also can't confirm that. So we have similar rumors floating out there but multiple rumors do not add up to one confirmation. Still... five months of reshoots? (And not "3-4 months," as I said yesterday.) That's refilming the entire movie. There is something about the entire movie that makes it unreleasable. And as I mentioned earlier, the Fake Captain America's first appearance in "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier" was expressly, repulsively pro-terrorist, so just making yet another Trump Derangement Syndrome story would be very on-brand. Oh, and relatedly: DC's attempt to make Gay Green Lantern (Rainbow Lantern?) a thing failed, obviously. The released pages of this Very Special Story featured the original Green Lantern -- I'll just call him Gay Lantern-- being blackmailed by J. Edgar Hoover for being gay. And also, sexually dominated by J. Edgar Hoover.
"I'm here to ask you a favor. The book comes out next DC Tuesday, October 24th, but already the haters and the queerphobes are out in force, doing everything they can to see that this book tanks. They use code and make it sound like they have legit problems with a book they haven't read yet. But the truth is they just don't like that there is a queer hero in the upper ranks of the DCU," writer Tim Sheridan said in a post on X/Twitter. Spoiler: People did not buy the stupid Gay Lantern book. According to Bounding Into Comics, the gay Green Lantern comic "failed to break into the top 50 most sold comic books by units list. It also failed to break into the top 50 most sold comic books by dollars list." There's a trick these idiots do. They scan Amazon's niche-category bestseller lists at the exact moment their book is listed on Amazon. Usually there are advanced sales that suddenly get credited as sales the moment the book officially drops. That's usually good enough to get their book near the top of the niche-category list for literally several minutes. They take a quick screenshot and claim the book is a "best-seller." But I haven't heard of this guy bragging about being on the niche-category best seller list for 1-3 minutes so I guess it didn't sell enough even for that cheesy trick to save it. The comics industry is in full collapse. Comicshistorian, a YouTuber who used to make big money just telling people what happened in comic books, is threatening to "pivot" his site to something else, because no one is interested in comic books any longer. The owner of a chain of comics shops in the southeast put out an emergency distress signal informing DC and Marvel that the retail comics industry had just two years left before implosion unless they change their ways. The bizarre thing about the MCU's implosion is that Marvel tested out all of the woke ideas in the current MCU six years ago in the "All New, All Different" Marvel era, which also replaced all the unfashionably white male characters with New and Different Diverse replacements. That initiative completely failed, beginning the current death-spiral. And yet Kevin Feige decided that was the plan he would pursue, despite years worth of sales data proving it was a path to doom. Just because he's a weak, incompetent manlet who is easily bullied by stronger, more assertive women and gays. Gavin Newsom and Mayor London Breed just moved out the homeless shooting up and shitting in the streets so that the city would look nice for its future Chinese Communist Party owners. But they didn't bother moving out the packs of savage, brazen bandits. A Czech television news crew was robbed while covering the annual Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit in San Francisco, according to reports.
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Such journalizm: Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Tuesday took aim at fellow Republican Mitt Romney, painting the outgoing senator as a member of the "surrender caucus of Republicans" who "never fought for us in the beginning." He probably heard Romney had Binders Full of Women and just wanted to get a little action, if you know what I mean. But anyway, if you campaign for someone that means you must know them. On the other hand, when Democrats join Louis Farrakhan on a stage they definitely do not know him.
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