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November 22, 2023

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/22/23) Thanksgiving Eve Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus. 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18


Quote II

“I will extol you, my God and King, and bless your name forever and ever. Every day I will bless you and praise your name forever and ever. Great is the LORD, and greatly to be praised, and his greatness is unsearchable.” Psalm 145:1–3


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Philosophy Emporium


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Even the Night Before Thanksgiving....... The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

6 Table Etiquette Tips You Might Not Know

When we’re eating casually at home, most of us don’t have a large formally set dining table complete with multiple pieces of silverware and glassware. We can stick to a few basic rules that we learned as children, like not speaking with our mouths full of food. But at a fancy event, or when we’re trying to impress someone important, the rules may seem a little more complex and overwhelming. Here are six table etiquette guidelines that you might not know.


Moar Looking Out For You...........


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Does this look familiar to you? Charlie Berens has a take on Thanksgiving Dinner.


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WKRP In Cincinnati had one of the best Thanksgiving related episodes ever. It's still funny after all these years.


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Crushed Oreos are good for a cheesecake crust. They aren't a good way to carry on a conversation. Genius Award Winner.

NOVEMBER 22--A Florida pensioner threw a package of Oreos at his wife, causing the 75-year-old victim to fall to the ground, according to cops who arrested the man on a felony battery charge.

In a police interview, the woman said she and the accused, John Sandoval, 70, got into a “verbal argument in reference to the coffee maker not having any water in it.” The quarrel took place Saturday in the pair’s home in Sorrento, a town 30 miles north of Orlando.

The couple’s dispute turned violent, a probable cause affidavit states, when Sandoval “threw a package of Oreo cookies hitting her in the chest, causing her to fall.”

While she was on the ground, the victim said, Sandoval put his hands on her throat, “but did not restrict her airway.


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Curiosity. Desire. And the fact you are never too old to learn. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A new start after 60: I had a dream about playing the trombone – so I became a musician at 72

More than 60 years after teaching herself the guitar, Noreen Davies woke one morning inspired to return to music. Now, she spends much of her free time jamming and gigging

Twelve years ago, Noreen Davies had a dream. In it, the artist and cafe owner, then 72, saw herself wielding an unusual instrument. “There was a jazzy tune on in the background and I was playing along on a trombone, bending the notes and having a great time,” she says. “When I woke up, I knew I had to learn it.”


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Thanksgiving Turkey Cooking Tips.

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