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QuickiesAviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas 1h Thanks to andycanuck. Steven Crowder Thanks to Mister Ghost. Armed home invaders broke into the home of an armed citizen. They quickly departed. A Los Angeles homeowner turned the tables on a pair of home invaders, getting into a shootout that forced the robbers to flee empty-handed. Yeah but the guys escaped, alive. You gotta be willing to Take Shooting Lessons for Your Family, too. Not to mention the citizenry at large. #DoBetter, armed citizens. #DoBetter. Now this is what I call a Civic-Minded Citizen! Police said the 37-year-old man and his 36-year-old girlfriend were asleep in their bed. They woke up to find the woman's ex-boyfriend standing over them with a gun pointed at her current boyfriend. The man grabbed his own gun and shot the suspect multiple times. I'd even upgrade it to a "Passionate Homicide." The pansy c*ck who angrily berated a Virginia poll greeter turns out to look exactly like a c*cked-out pansy who shouted down Trump in 2018. A comparison of the photographs leaves little doubt that it's the same "man." On the other hand: All leftwing white "men" look like this. They literally all look like 65-year-old lesbians. They look like Maude but without any testosterone. Neat, maybe? Fragments of the Old Earth found inside the current earth. This is about the pre-earth "Gaia" and the pre-Moon "Theia" which, supposedly, smashed into each other at some point, exchanged some matter, and then separated again into Earth and Moon. Yeah it sounds convoluted AF to me, too. Scientists have found that Earth's deep mantle may hold pieces of the ancient planet Theia, offering new insights into the Moon's origin and Earth's formative years. Relatedly, RayJay once contaminated Kim Kardashian's moon. I saw it in a video. It sounded so much better in the original Hitlerian. That's not antisemitic, because a leftwinger is saying it and leftwingers have Speech Privilege. However, if I say that George Soros realized he could not sway top-level elections with his billions but could easily buy wins in lower-profile DA races -- a strategy Soros admits to -- and that he's responsible for getting Open the Prisons DAs elected and unleashing murderously bloody crimewaves upon city after city, that's antisemitic, because the ADL does not credit me with having Speech Privilege. See, what I said is a "trope" of antisemitism. But the Washington Post? Just a passionate argument that Jews buy our government with their dirty money. As is always the case when people support a cause associated with the Joos, the ready-made explanation for the otherwise inexplicable lack of hatred for these swarthy Hebrews is that they are buying people off, and that is the explanation that Abigail Hauslohner of the Washington Post goes with.That Israel is winning on Capitol Hill -- even as a few dozen progressive Democrats in the House and Senate have grown more vocal in their calls for humanitarian relief for Palestinian civilians -- is a reflection, to Israel's staunchest proponents, of the Jewish state's moral high ground.
Now, after she's told to, she feels that tearing down these posters "is wrong and hurtful." Karine Jean-Pierre @PressSec I'd like to know who it was who told her that Hamas supporters' tearing down of posters of kidnapped children was "wrong and hurtful." And then I'd like to know why that person, who has to be on call to tell the Beautiful Genius the most obvious things, doesn't just be a man and do the so-called "press briefings" himself. Stop hiding behind the Slow Girl, coward. Be a man and put down your marionette. Skip to 1:00:
Yesterday I linked an Israeli comedy show, featuring actors who in no way sound like Borat, making fun of the woke and super-gay left's suicidal embrace of Hamas terrorists. Below, the real thing. You cannot parody something so absurd as our current reality.
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