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November 24, 2023

The Unbearable Lightness Of ONTing

Friday night! I have to be honest, it feels like a Saturday. I only worked in the morning and then went to a Friendsgiving party in the afternoon. Anyhow, as we move into gift-giving season, remember to be considerate of your neighbors.

He's living the dream

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 25, 2023

Leftover Thanksgiving meme

I don't care who you are, this is a great pun

MG-42

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 25, 2023

German machine guns had such a fearsome reputation that War Dept. produced a training film to reassure recruits. I'm not sure “They'll only hit you 11 times” is the comforting message they hoped for.

I don't know what this guy believes in. Not sure he does either

HA!

Chopping wood

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 25, 2023

Leftists

Become ungovernable

Tricky Jesus

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 25, 2023

What kind of form?

Holy crap! Look at that stuff! 171 proof. That's rocket fuel. Drink enough of that and you'll have missile anus the next day!

I can think of a lot of places to use this clip on social media

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 25, 2023

I took a personality test today...

The many faces of online gaming communities

Standards

Ever notice how much “anti-racism” is just straight up racist?

Halloween in a high trust society vs Halloween in a low trust society

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) November 25, 2023

Insert “They're the same thing” meme here

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