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November 01, 2023

Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/1/23)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

But the important thing is that if Kennedy wants my vote, he's going to have to do it the old-fashioned way: go back to being a Dem and wait until I'm dead. Stephen Green

Quote II

“I want to say I am sorry and offer my unreserved apologies to any individuals subjected to unacceptable behaviours during their association with the Red Arrows.

“These included sexual harassment, bullying and an alcohol culture.

“The situation was compounded by a bystander culture — meaning people did not challenge what was happening.” Air Chief Marshal Sir Richard Knighton


What a garbage apology.


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RIP Coach Bobby Knight.



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Oh FFS! You had one job to do.

A world record in race walking is erased after the course was measured wrong


Peru's Kimberly García set a world record in her gold-medal winning turn at the women's 20 kilometer race walk event at the Pan American Games this weekend.

Until she didn't.

Once the race was over, organizers determined there was a serious "measuring problem" with the track, making the race times of García, fellow medal winners Glenda Morejon of Ecuador and Peru's Evelyn Inga, and their competitors null and void. The athletes guessed the track had been drawn up roughly 3 kilometers (about 1.9 miles) shorter than it was supposed to be.


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Reason #14 Turkey should not be in NATO.

Türkey has suspended joint energy projects with Israel, including the exploration and production of hydrocarbon deposits in the Mediterranean Sea and the transit of gas to Europe. Despite recent predictions that these countries would surpass Russia in the EU market, the operations have been halted.

In the spring of 2022, news reverberated around the world that. "Turkey and Israel are in talks about constructing an underwater gas pipeline running from the offshore Leviathan field in Israel, through Turkey, to southern Europe. This development was been labeled a significant setback for Russia's role as a major gas provider.


I suppose when you are a bottom feeding grifter and addicted to attention you'll do just about anything.

Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger claimed his own family member had disowned him in a Monday CNN interview.

The anti-Donald Trump Republican indicated they had done so in the form of a certified letter.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & The Third Monday of The Week Emporium



Born on this day: November 1, 1940 - Barry Sadler
American soldier, singer, songwriter, and author Sgt Barry Sadler. He served in the Vietnam War from late December 1964 to late May 1965, most of his work has a military theme, and he is best known for his patriotic 'Ballad of the Green Berets a No.1 hit in 1966. On September 7, 1988, Sadler was shot in the head while sitting in a cab in Guatemala City. Witnesses said he accidentally shot himself, but his friends and family believed he was shot by a robber or an assassin. He remained in a coma for about six weeks. Emerging from the coma, Sadler was a quadriplegic and had suffered significant brain damage He died on 5th November 1989. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: November 1, 1963 - Rick Allen
Rick Allen, drums, Def Leppard, (1987 UK No.6 single 'Animal', and 1987 world wide No.1 album Hysteria 1988 US No.1 single 'Love Bites'). Allen lost his left arm in an accident after crashing his Corvette Stingray on the A57 outside Sheffield in England in 1984. via thisdayinmusic.com


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I don't think Alfredo Aliaga wants to hear about my aches and pains. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

92-year-old breaks world record, becomes oldest person to hike Grand Canyon rim-to-rim

It’s been a mere 10 days since Alfredo Aliaga broke the Guinness World Record for being the oldest person to hike the Grand Canyon rim-to-rim – and the 92-year-old is already looking forward to next year’s trek.

On Oct. 14, Alfredo, who splits his time between Germany and Spain, joined his daughter, son-in-law and two witnesses on a hike through one of the seven natural wonders of the world. After two days and more than 21 hours of hiking, Alfredo surpassed the previous record-holder and became the oldest to complete the 24-mile journey from the North Rim to the South Rim.

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5 nights a week we have a Genius Award Winner. When I saw the following headline all I thought was "What a Dumb F*ck Stupid F*cking Dip Sh!t. You have to be kidding me. They never suspect the significant other Toots Beyond Genius Award Winner.

Woman Accused Of Fatally Poisoning Boyfriend After He Inherited $30 Million

A North Dakota woman is facing murder charges for allegedly poisoning her boyfriend due to "financial motives." The Minot Police Department said that Ina Thea Kenoyer, 47, has been charged with Class AA Felony Murder for killing Steven Edward Riley, 51, just hours after he received a $30 million inheritance.


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He's the talk of the neighborhood. Genius Award Winner.

Man arrested for pointing gun at trick-or-treaters in Hedingham neighborhood

The Raleigh Police Department arrested a man on Tuesday for pointing a gun at children in the Hedingham neighborhood.


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