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Quick HitsJoe Biden is eight-one-years-ancient today. Biden, who is so vigorous and active that 30-year-olds have trouble keeping up with him -- just like Ruth Bader Ginsberg's 24-year-old fitness trainer couldn't keep up with her -- has TWO events scheduled for him today, falling asleep while the Deep State reads the daily presidential briefing to his aides, and pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving. I mentioned this to someone who covers Biden and she said, "This is his schedule every day. He receives the daily briefing, and they schedule one other event for him." So, wow, take that H8rz! Biden is Built Stronk. President Biden will mark his 81st birthday Monday by forgiving turkeys -- as his insiders reportedly ramp up their own operation dubbed "Bubble Wrap" to protect the oldest-ever president from his regular stumbles. Biden plans a "low-key" celebration with just family and "friends" (which I take to mean "people who give him money"). He doesn't want the media covering the fact that he's 81 years ancient. ... "Salute the Marine." Incredibly, Biden once again asserted, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that he was set to play football for Navy but decided to let Hall of Fame quarterback Roger Staubach have the job instead. It's just... I can't even... You know who else can't even? Jill Biden, who cringed with exasperation as he told this tall tale yet again, after having been repeatedly warned about spinning out these Fantasy Accomplishments in his life. ![]()
"I think he has a 50-50 shot here, but no better than that, maybe a little worse," Axelrod proclaimed. Democrats are so totally committed to fighting antisemitism that when it shows its face among their own hateful toxic voters they make excuses for it and start spamming out Whataboutism claims.
Crowds cheer for Milei in what I assume is Buenos Aires. A Wake Forest university professor has resigned "for personal reasons" after stating that she would be tempted to join in with Hamas and machine-gun Israeli civilians at a music festival. Surprise: Saturday Night Live suggests that women might be a little mismatched if they compete against men in sports. No surprise at all: the sketch just isn't funny. Bonchie at RedState thinks what I think: SNL wanted to point out that it's absurd that men are playing against women in sports but did not have the guts to offend the transgender extremists, so they made up a convoluted fantasy men-vs.-women tennis match that took place before Billie Jean King. They also softened the message by making it clear that the woman in this match is barely at the professional level, and she's playing "the largest man to ever play tennis." So it's not representative of what happens when a man plays a woman, H8rz! Cowardice makes for bad comedy just as it makes for bad men. The board of OpenAI, an AI research company, fired its CEO. But then top officers resigned in protest, and 505 of its 700 employees announced they would resign and defect to Microsoft's AI branch unless the board was fired. John Sexton writes about all this.
Well, folks, it looks like we have another Jussie Smollett on our hands. You probably recall when the Empire actor claimed he'd been beaten up in the middle of the night on the frigid streets of Chicago by two assailants wearing MAGA caps. Where would a Palestinian sympathizer ever get the idea to make up fake claim to advance the Palestinian terror effort?
It's a scandal! For... reasons!
What these imbeciles are trying to do is suggest that Comer is attacking Biden for loaning his own brother James Biden money, and then being repaid. They're trying to make a stupid "hypocrisy!" attack. But of course, Comer isn't pointing out the "loan repayment" because he's against loaning money to family members. He's pointing out the "loan repayment" because it's not a loan repayment -- it's money laundering. There was never a loan. This is just James Biden's way of delivering "10% to the big guy" in a way that will escape detection.
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