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October 09, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - TGIF (Mætenloch)

Welcome to Friday all. It's a crazy world out there and that makes me want to drink, burn things, and kill the undead. That's my happy-place.

Why Women Love Vampires And Men Don’t

To most guys, vampires are the monster movie equivalent of that sensitive man-sponge in college who plays acoustic guitar in order to seduce chicks.

and
Why women find date-rapey parasites who wear capes compelling must have something to do with deeply primal fears. A vampire is a monster, who looks, acts, and talks like a man. Who is passionate, romantic, and tortured. To surrender to this character is to play with fire. The vampire, in many ways, is the prototype of the bad boy.

Yep, women love bad boys even undead ones who sleep on dirt and turn into flying rodents.

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Lades, please - do not date vampires. You are not their soul mate, you do not have a special connection with them - you're just a snack.


Scariest Parasite in the World
How about a louse that chews off your tongue, replaces it with its own body and lives in your mouth until you die. Well apparently it doesn't bother fish too much, but then I guess they don't really need tongues all that much anyway.

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