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October 04, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome to Sunday. We have football but no cheerleaders since Dave In Texas and DrewM have that pretty well covered. But we do have damsels in dirndls.

Best Fake Punt Ever
This is kinda old I know but I just saw the video last week. This is from the pre-season Bills/Titans game back in August. Titans punter A.J. Trapasso made an incredible fake punt play at the 40th yard line that earned a touchdown. The Titans only won by 21 to 18 so it clearly gave them the winning margin. I had to watch it 2 times (ok actually 3) to convince myself that Trapasso didn't actually hand off the ball. Pretty damn amazing.

Oktoberfest in Tokyo
Apparently the Japanese love beer, dirndls too.

Moron Haute Cuisine: Tater Tot Casserole
What's not to love? And with the parsley you've got all food groups covered. Of course there is one ingredient that could make this perfect...


Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Sadly kbdabear didn't make the top 10 for the first time, but not to worry - he still holds the lifetime achievement crown. And other morons have picked up their game.

Top 10 commenters:
1 [359 comments] 'Mallamutt' [50.36 posts/day]
2 [319 comments] 'Dang Straights'
3 [316 comments] 'Blazer'
4 [308 comments] 'willow'
5 [285 comments] 'George Orwell'
6 [240 comments] 'Vic'
7 [235 comments] 'TheQuietMan'
8 [231 comments] 'andycanuck'
9 [197 comments] 'honest cloud'
10 [195 comments] 'katya'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [132 names] 'Mallamutt' [18.52 unique names/day]
2 [50 names] 'Ann Coulter'
3 [43 names] 'fluffy'
4 [42 names] 'kbdabear'
5 [40 names] 'fluffy'
6 [38 names] 'Y-not'
7 [33 names] 'George Orwell'
8 [28 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [25 names] 'Dummy and Hovering Crud are criminally stupid'
10 [23 names] 'Navin R Johnson says listen to Polka'

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