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New York Times to Issue Correction After Mistaking Academy Award Nominated Actress Angela Basset for... Omarosa
WSJ: Questions Multiply About Blasey-Ford's Memory, and Motives
Former Fusion GPS Employee: Almost Every Claim We Made About Paul Manafort Was Wrong and I Regret Having Pushed This Hoax On to the Public
ABC News Political Director and Noted Thumb Matthew J. Dowd: It Doesn't Matter Whether Christine Blasey-Ford's Accusations Are True or Not; We Must Treat Kavaugh as Guilty to Vindicate a Higher Social Justice
New Project Veritas Sting Video Series Catches State Department Official Bragging About #Resistance Activities
This Is CNN: Thumb Chris Cillizza Says It's "Walking a Very Dangerous Line" to Ask Kavanaugh's Accuser When and Where This Assault Is Supposed to Have Taken Place
Anne Hathaway Gets #WOKE, Demands We "Tear This World Apart" and Reject White Cishet Privilege (Of the Sort She Enjoys)
The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
10/5-10/6/2018
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Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)
Welcome to Sunday. We have football but no cheerleaders since Dave In Texas and DrewM have that pretty well covered. But we do have damsels in dirndls.
Best Fake Punt Ever
This is kinda old I know but I just saw the video last week. This is from the pre-season Bills/Titans game back in August. Titans punter A.J. Trapasso made an incredible fake punt play at the 40th yard line that earned a touchdown. The Titans only won by 21 to 18 so it clearly gave them the winning margin. I had to watch it 2 times (ok actually 3) to convince myself that Trapasso didn't actually hand off the ball. Pretty damn amazing.
Oktoberfest in Tokyo
Apparently the Japanese love beer, dirndls too.
Moron Haute Cuisine: Tater Tot Casserole
What's not to love? And with the parsley you've got all food groups covered. Of course there is one ingredient that could make this perfect...
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Sadly kbdabear didn't make the top 10 for the first time, but not to worry - he still holds the lifetime achievement crown. And other morons have picked up their game.
Top 10 commenters:
1 [359 comments] 'Mallamutt' [50.36 posts/day]
2 [319 comments] 'Dang Straights'
3 [316 comments] 'Blazer'
4 [308 comments] 'willow'
5 [285 comments] 'George Orwell'
6 [240 comments] 'Vic'
7 [235 comments] 'TheQuietMan'
8 [231 comments] 'andycanuck'
9 [197 comments] 'honest cloud'
10 [195 comments] 'katya'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [132 names] 'Mallamutt' [18.52 unique names/day]
2 [50 names] 'Ann Coulter'
3 [43 names] 'fluffy'
4 [42 names] 'kbdabear'
5 [40 names] 'fluffy'
6 [38 names] 'Y-not'
7 [33 names] 'George Orwell'
8 [28 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [25 names] 'Dummy and Hovering Crud are criminally stupid'
10 [23 names] 'Navin R Johnson says listen to Polka'
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New York Times to Issue Correction After Mistaking Academy Award Nominated Actress Angela Basset for... Omarosa
WSJ: Questions Multiply About Blasey-Ford's Memory, and Motives
Former Fusion GPS Employee: Almost Every Claim We Made About Paul Manafort Was Wrong and I Regret Having Pushed This Hoax On to the Public
ABC News Political Director and Noted Thumb Matthew J. Dowd: It Doesn't Matter Whether Christine Blasey-Ford's Accusations Are True or Not; We Must Treat Kavaugh as Guilty to Vindicate a Higher Social Justice
New Project Veritas Sting Video Series Catches State Department Official Bragging About #Resistance Activities
This Is CNN: Thumb Chris Cillizza Says It's "Walking a Very Dangerous Line" to Ask Kavanaugh's Accuser When and Where This Assault Is Supposed to Have Taken Place
Anne Hathaway Gets #WOKE, Demands We "Tear This World Apart" and Reject White Cishet Privilege (Of the Sort She Enjoys)
The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Mid-Morning Open Thread
Election Projection
Federal Review
Real Clear Politics
Rasmussen Reports
Gallup
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FoxNews Polls
Sabato/Crystal Ball
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
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AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)