Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening morons!

The Awesomely Honest Mobile Home Commercial
Okay if I ever go shopping for a mobile home, I'm buying it from these guys. Or not. And yeah this video was on Red Eye last week but it's too good not to share.

Plus here's the making-of-the-commercial video which is entertaining as well. I like Robert Lee's policy of not selling you a home if you seem too whiny or stupid.

Levi Johnston Doubles Down on Douchebaggery
I hope someone has explained to Levi that the number one cause of death among douchebags in Alaska are snow machine accidents. Interestingly none of the douchebags killed were known to have actually owned snow machines.

Kittehs + Wigs = Kittehs in wigs, crazy book money, and shame.

Very Specific Dating Services
Pounced.org is something I've joked about but never thought actually existed. I was wrong.

10 of the World's Greatest Jobs
Some of these probably sound better than they actually are. Still I'm betting that Jaime the prostitute tester doesn't have to deal with ISO audits and TPS reports.

Man Kicked Out Of The Mall Because Of Service Ferret
The new DoJ rules would exclude snakes, reptiles, rabbits, farm animals, amphibians, rodents, wild animals including monkeys, and ferrets. Luckily my service dolphin is still okay.

Bizarro: Whisky-flavored Condoms
So what happens when you mix this with a ginamint?

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