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October 08, 2009

National Enquirer: In His Memoirs Ted Kennedy Admitted to Sleeping With Over 1000 Women (Mætenloch)

According to the Enquirer Kennedy decided to tell the complete truth about his life in his memoirs including sexual conquests and details about his night with Mary Jo Kopechne. However horrified family member and advisers cut out the embarrassing chapter of his autobiography.

Here are some of the juicy details:

Ted Kennedy slept with more than a thousand women - and spent at least $10 million in hush money over the years to keep his skirt-chasing a secret!

The late senator made those sensational confessions in a chapter of his autobiography, but horrified family members and advisers cut them out.

Before he died of brain cancer at age 77 on Aug. 25, the womanizing politician also revealed that he planned to seduce Mary Jo Kopechne on the night she drowned, said a close source.

Overall this pretty much confirms what a lot of people including myself had always assumed about Ted, but it's nice to see it confirmed. And yeah at this point I'm willing to trust the word of the Enquirer over the self-filtered output of the MSM. I wonder what the 'waitress sandwich' cost him if anything. Given inflation and what Polanski paid his rape victim, $10 million could cover up a lot of evil.

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