Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening Viet-morons!

Thugs Attack Transvestites Who Actually Are Cage Fighters in Drag; Hilarity, Beating Ensue
This happened in the UK and the cage fighters were apparently heading to a bachelor party where everyone would be in drag. Best quote:

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.

The Micro-Art of Willard Wigan
Wigan is a UK artist whose sculptures need a microscope to be seen. While some artists go big _{*cough*Christo*cough*}, Willard has chosen to go the opposite way. Most of his works will literally fit in the eye of the needle - see below. He has used the hair of a fly as a paint brush to color the fine details and as he admits in the article, he's also accidentally inhaled some of his works in progress. (Thanks to runningrn for the tip)

Odd: Chinese Searching For Mythical Lesbian Town in Sweden

According to news agancy Xinhua, the all-female enclave is called “Chako Paul City”, and was founded in 1820 by a "wealthy widow". The city is guarded by two blonde sentries who prevent men from entering. Those chaps who do unwisely attempt to force the issue risk being “beaten half to death” by Nordic gender police.

Doesn't sound all that enticing - I'm guessing that the inhabitants are more lumberjack than bikini team.

And moron tipster Little Miss Spellcheck passes on this hobo info:
"Turner Classic Movies has a night of five hobo-themed flicks starting Thursday night at 8pm with Sullivan's Travels (Joel McCrea). Followed by Hallelujah I'm a Bum (Al Jolson), My Man Godfrey (William Powell), Wild Boys of the Road (Frankie Darro), and Girls of the Road (Ann Dvorak). I'm thinking the morons would want advance warning to polish up their knives, stock up on cheap hooch and gourmet snacks, and make sure the end table is stocked with paper towels and baby oil for any other polishing needs that might arise.
Nice that they save the female hobos for the evening's final fantasy."

More Allahpundit Heartbreak: Meghan McCain now Tila Tequila's new "girlfriend"

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