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October 13, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome all M&Ms to the slowest night of the week. But not to worry - tonight we've got bacon, whisky, and vajayjay-art-related news to keep you entertained.

How Religions, Race, and Zodiac Signs Match Up in Online Dating
More statistics than you ever wanted to know about who makes a good match with whom. Turns out signs make no difference, Jews and agnostics make the best match, and Native American women love Middle Easterners. Go figure.

Is Your Hooch Bad?
Well the Rotgutonix will tell you if your whisky is the real thing or just some ethanol-laced hobo bath water.

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Kung Fu Gorilla!
Well why not? This is from the movie Bruce Lee the Invincible which is notable for the fact that 1) Bruce Lee had nothing to do with it and 2) also had been dead for 4 years when it was made. Based on this I can see why gorilla-style didn't make the cut for the 5 animal styles.

But of course: Bacon Jam

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Missing a 100lb giant vagina sculpture? Please contact the Richland, WA police.

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