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October 21, 2009

Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man: Cheney to Rip Obama on National Security in Speech Tonight

Here's the speech as prepared. The Weekly Standard provides a brief recap of the most to-the-point quotes right up front.

The title of the post is taken from the cool facts about Dick Cheney thread.

While on a sex-spree in a Tijuana whorehouse, Dick Cheney used a live cougar as a condom.
The bodycount was fourteen Mexican whores and one cougar.

In Tijuana, they refer to this as "The Night of the Sodomizing Cougar-Man."
Dick Cheney refers to it as "last Thursday."

Thanks to DrewM.

posted by Ace at 06:50 PM

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