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October 12, 2009

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What. A. Stud.

Police arrested a Bountiful man early Friday for allegedly groping a nurse who was helping a woman who was in labor with his baby at an Ogden hospital.

Adam Jay Manning, 30, brought a pregnant woman in labor to McKay-Dee Hospital around 3 a.m. Friday, said Ogden police Lt. Loring Draper. When a nurse came to assist the couple, Manning looked the nurse "up and down" and made an observation about her appearance, Draper said.

"He makes a comment about how cute she looks," Draper said.

He goes on to make some smoov moves on the nurse but only gets arrested for his trouble. Romance is dead, dear darling hearts. Damn shame.

Take it away, Mr. Anka.

Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me

Havin' my baby
Check out the cans on Nurse Luscious
makin' me raunchy-randy

I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see down her blouse
I'm happy you know it
While you're havin' my baby

Thanks so much to skinbad.

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