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October 06, 2009

Oh My: Keith Olbermann Announces Special One-Hour Long Special Comment: "THE FIGHT AGAINST DEATH"

A full hour (with pauses only for commercials) of Keith Olbermann ranting, raving, calling people "fascist," and swiveling his head heroically to gaze witheringly into Camera B.

The title/subject? I am not kidding about this. The understated title, which does not in any way feed into Olbermann's messiah complex, is:

HEALTH CARE REFORM: THE FIGHT AGAINST DEATH

The fight against Death. Death. We are going to defeat Death.

This is the quavering little basket-case who can't get out of the bathtub to do a tv show. But now he's taking on the Grim Reaper.

It's on, baby. It's on.

This will, however, not be the first time a ridiculous buffoon has fought against Death.

Corrected: Damn, I could have sworn it read "WE Fight Against Death." Instead, it's the slightly less grandiose "THE Fight Against Death."

If I (and the co-bloggers) do this, I need reassurances that the pain will be worth it: Do you guys want this horror show live-blogged?






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