Sting: In Many Ways, Obama's Sent From God

To think I used to vote the same way as these backwater, bucktooted, inbred religious wackadoodles.

Sting isn't a religious man, but he says President Barack Obama might be a divine answer to the world's problems.

"In many ways, he's sent from God," he joked in an interview, "because the world's a mess."

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"I can't think of any be better qualified because of his background, his education, particularly in regard to Islam," he said.

He also says those heretics who do not accept the divinity of Chocolate Jesus are "full of fear" and yay verily, they shall be smitten until they have been smoten:

"It's aggressive and violent and full of fear," he said of the backlash against Obama. "They don't want change, they want things to feel the same because they feel safe there."

Sting, 58, said he's hopeful that the world's problems can be dealt with, but is frustrated that "we seem to be living in a currency of medieval ideas."

"My hope is that we can start talking about real issues and not caring about whether God cares about your hemline or your color," he said. "We are here to evolve as one family, and we can't be separate anymore."

Is there anything good in any of this? Well, yeah. This jackass used to be considered pretty hot. But he's gone from Zenyetta Mondata to...

...Senor Zenyetta, your eighth grade Spanish teacher. The one with various court restrictions about being alone with students.

I am kind of "full of fear." I'm filled with the fear that somewhere on his decrepit person he carries a bag full of children's teeth.

Full article at Breitbart.com.

Thanks to KurtB.

posted by Ace at 05:54 PM

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