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UN Rapporteur whines about drone strikes- I taunt himAnd shockingly he decides they violate international law. I am sure there is a law somewhere that they do violate, and shockingly I don't give a rat's ass. I can't say for sure that we have signed any treaty or agreement that requires us to proffer up said ass of rat, but if we did we ought to renounce it. The scary thing is that our soon to be Nobel Laureate gives rat asses by the train load about what the crap weasels at the UN think. Let me give the UN Rapporteur my thoughts. UNITED NATIONS US drone strikes against suspected terrorists in Afghanistan and Pakistan could be breaking international laws against summary executions, the UN's top investigator of such crimes said. Dear Eurocrat weasel, If there are international humanitarian or human rights laws that you think impact our right to kill terrorist ass clowns anywhere we find them on Earth, then I suggest you print out a copy, roll it up real tight and poke yourself in the eye with it. We do not recognize your right to castrate us, and even though it makes you cry yourself to sleep at night, we will continue to manufacture dead tangos as quickly as we are able. We will fly drones that rain down literal Hellfire and make them explode into their component molecules. We will drop big-ass laser-guided bombs that may even take them down to the sub-atomic level. We will shoot them with sniper rifles ventilating them with .50 cal holes. We will even occasionally scarf one up and render him to certain friends of ours who will be extremely cruel to him, and maybe even waterboard him since we no longer have the stones to do that ourselves. "The onus is really on the United States government to reveal more about the ways in which it makes sure that arbitrary extrajudicial executions aren't in fact being carried out through the use of these weapons," he added. Actually no, we are completely un-onused by the whole situation, you empty-headed, animal food trough wiper.
Did you hear me jackass, I said no. We won't. Ain't gonna happen. We don't care about your stupid international laws in some big dusty old book in the back of the library that nobody reads any more. Do I smell elderberries?
Some friends of mine run it, and I asked them, they don't want to talk to you. They said you were the son of a silly person and farted in your general direction. "Secondly, what precautions the United States is taking to ensure that these weapons are used strictly for purposes consistent with international humanitarian law. Absolutely no precautions at all because as I mentioned we don't care about you or your silly laws, UN pig dog.
We address that by taking the footage from the drones showing the missile strikes and then we review it to watch as the tangos assume room temperature while we do the dead tango dance and giggle like school girls, now go away Rapporteur or I shall taunt you a second time. | Recent Comments
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