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October 25, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome all M&Ms. The weekend is almost over so we have to make the last few hours count for something.

Blast From The Past: Busty Japanese Woman Crawls Through Door
And just for the record I'm pretty sure that she was guilty as hell. But the argument 'If the bust don't fit, you must acquit' has such a ring to it that sometimes justice has to take a back seat to serious rhymin'.

The critical reenactment occurs at the 3:40 mark. And okay I know she's a model and all, but did it not occur to anyone else that all she had to do was squeeze through just enough to reach the doorknob and lock. Sheesh.


Poster Girl For British Binge Drinking
Okay this picture even made Drudge and seems like a pretty damning indictment of Britain's drinking culture. Except that the girl pictured, Sarah Lyons of Cardiff, Wales, according to her friends hadn't even been drinking and was just joking around with some David Hasselhoff "comedy underwear" that a friend got from a bar that night.

From this I conclude 2 things:
1. Welsh girls are fun even when not drunk.
2. David Hasselhoff joke underwear exists and is being handed out in bars.

Somehow these facts give me comfort in a cold and harsh world.

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A Shoe wear Retrospective

25 Things Made Out of Meat
Okay most of these are artsy and/or kinda stupid though the jerky purse could be quite handy in a survival-type situation. But the fact that every single item make a PETA member cry warms the cockles of my dark heart.

The 10 Funniest Dumb Blonde Moments In TV History
Okay we hate the Gingers since they don't have souls, but it's not like blondes have exactly covered themselves in glory either. Sometimes the stereotypes are true. And yes the link is to manofest.com which has the annoying java virus-detected ad which even Instapundit has run into. No one seems to know for sure if it's safe so for now I recommend only following the link if you have ad-blocking software enabled. It's a shame because manofest has a lot of entertaining articles.

Celebrity Death Watch:
Jack LaLanne (95), Eli Wallach (93), and Don Pardo (91) are all still alive and still working. Happy Birthdays to Nancy Cartwright and Bobby Knight.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
logprof and Mallamut have been on fire. And I believe this is the first time ever that kbdabear hasn't appeared on either list - maybe we should have the sheriff go and check out that smell.

Top 10 commenters:
1 [437 comments] 'logprof' [61.36 posts/day]
2 [406 comments] 'Mallamutt'
3 [400 comments] 'runningrn'
4 [363 comments] 'Girl Thursday'
5 [338 comments] 'Michael in MI'
6 [283 comments] 'Free Association Guy (FAG)'
7 [279 comments] 'Dang Straights'
8 [272 comments] 'wherestherum'
9 [249 comments] 'Herr Morgenholz'
10 [231 comments] 'Elizabeth'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [142 names] 'Mallamutt' [19.94 unique names/day]
2 [77 names] 'Rewrite!'
3 [74 names] 'logprof'
4 [63 names] 'runningrn'
5 [59 names] 'fluffy'
6 [51 names] 'Free Association Guy (FAG)'
7 [46 names] 'Y-not'
8 [45 names] 'Repeal the Stimulus'
9 [43 names] 'andycanuck'
10 [36 names] 'nether regions'

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