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October 05, 2009

Mensa's Got a New Chapter President

She needed to carry a box in the car.

Wouldn't fit inside the car. (Apparently it's one of those boxes that don't fold.)

Needed to carry it on the roof, then.

But it would blow off if on the roof.

No problem -- she put her kid inside the box, on the roof of a moving car, to make sure it didn't blow away.

The kid, you see, was a paperweight. On a moving vehicle. And, by the way, the big square-footage of the box would make for a terrific sail perfectly capable of lofting a kid, should she reach speeds around 40mph.


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