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October 03, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Maetenloch)

Welcome to Saturday Caturday. And did I mention that it's BYOC? No? Well in that case just grab one from the bag'o'strays.

Presenting The Redneck Ninja
And yes apparently he is real based on his Jerry Springer appearance and his Facebook page. So beware the ninjy stars and judy chop! And remember: Don't ninja nobody who don't need ninja-ing.

True confession: I think I may have worked with Redneck Ninja's brother years ago. It was during the summer between high school and college when I worked at a local hospital filing x-rays, moving carts, and doing general scut work. One of my coworkers was a total hick who would regale us with sincere tales of how he was a high level kung-fu master who could kill us anytime in 7 different ways (5 without the nunchakus). We were skeptical and snickered behind his back, but wisely decided not to take up his challenge for fear he might bring his kung-fu gun to work the next day and ninja-shoot us.

Riding a Jet Rocket
What do you do if you're bored with plain old, humdrum skydiving? How about strapping yourself to a homemade pulse jet rocket, riding it to 25,000 feet, and then skydiving.


The Insect From Hell
Arthropleura was an insect that lived until 280 million years ago. It ranged in size from 1 to 8.5 feet(!!). It was the largest known land invertebrate of all time. It's dead now, thank God.


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