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October 24, 2009

Overnight Open Thread - Caturday Edition (Mætenloch)

Welcome to ~~Saturday~~Caturday all.

More On Balloon Boy's Family
Here's video from their 2nd appearance on Wife Swap and yeah they're nutjobs. He's an ass with anger issues and she's a Yoko-wannabe.

And how is it that he has so much time and money to 'invent' stuff? Well according to a poster at this site it seems like they're being supported by money from Japan - maybe from her family.

Given that she's admitted it was a planned hoax and they now have separate lawyers, he may soon be inventing 'watch your cornhole' gear.

How to Turn a Missile Silo Into a Fully Functioning Babe Lair
Okay first buy a missile silo, next fix it up bachelor style making sure the feng-shui is right. The rest of the steps are left as an exercise for the reader.

Early Risers Crash Faster Than People Who Stay Up Late
Advantage: ONT morons

The Moscow Cat Theater
Yep, it's a circus of kittehs.

Did "Baby Einstein" Videos Not Turn Your Baby Into a Genius? Now Disney is offering refunds.

What Cats Do All Day While You're Away
Mostly sleep and plot against you.

MIT Presents The Future of Pop-Up Books
Maybe A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer will come sooner than we think.

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